In the latest episode of “As the Legal World Turns,” starring none other than our beloved former President Donald Trump, the Manhattan DA’s office is trying to put a sock in it. Yes, you heard that right, Puppet Nation! They’ve officially asked a judge to slap a gag order on Trump in the spicy New York hush-money saga. Why? Because, apparently, Trump’s penchant for speaking his mind is causing some heartburn among the legal eagles.

The legal wizards in Manhattan want to ensure Trump doesn’t spill any beans about potential witnesses, the folks who might end up in the jury box, or even the prosecution team and their kin (except for DA Alvin Bragg, who’s apparently fair game). And when’s this legal drama set to kick off? Mark your calendars for March 25, because that’s when jury selection begins. As for Trump’s legal team’s response, we’re all ears, but so far, it’s been crickets.

As you know, Trump’s already under a gag order in his D.C. drama series, where he’s accused of trying to shed light on the grift that was the 2020 presidential election. That gag was clamped on last October, with a little wiggle room allowed later for Trump to throw some shade at the special counsel who’s been stirring the pot.

Puppet’s Points:

• Trump’s New York Rendezvous: Imagine being so influential that the Manhattan DA thinks your words could tilt the scales of justice. If only they’d make a reality show out of it! Oh wait?
• Gag Me with a Gavel: A gag order in New York, too? It’s like trying to keep a lid on a volcano. Good luck with that! They sure do hate free speech.
• Jury Duty Jitters: Calling all New Yorkers! Ever wanted to be part of a historic legal drama? March 25 might just be your lucky day.
• Silence of the Trumps: Between the New York hush-money case and the D.C. election saga, Trump’s legal calendar is more packed than a B-lister at a comic con.

So, there you have it, Puppet Nation. As the courtroom gavel drops, the only thing we can be sure of is that the fleece stops here. And remember, in the world of high-stakes legal drama, it’s not about the truth; it’s about who gets the last laugh. Stay tuned!