Hey Puppet Nation, grab your popcorn because we’ve got a tale of high drama and political intrigue at the Texas border that’s more twisted than a pretzel at a state fair.

In the red corner, we’ve got former President Donald Trump, our champion of American security and the hero we’ve been waiting for, ready to take a stand in Eagle Pass, Texas. And in the blue corner, President Joe Biden is making a belated appearance in Brownsville, Texas, apparently having finally noticed the crisis at our border that he and his administration have been blissfully ignoring for the past three years.

Now, Puppet Nation, let’s cut through the noise and get to the heart of the matter. The Biden administration has been preaching that our borders are as secure as a bank vault, but let’s be real ”“ the only thing they’ve secured is a VIP pass for illegal migrants. And why the sudden change of heart, you ask? Well, it seems the problem has become so glaringly obvious that even those with their heads buried in the sand can’t ignore it anymore. But, true to form, instead of taking responsibility, they’re pointing fingers at the Republicans. Classic move, right?

Let’s not forget, it was Biden’s first-week fiesta of executive orders that rolled out the red carpet for this border chaos, reversing the Trump policies that were actually keeping our country safe. And why, you might wonder? It’s all part of the left’s grand plan to pack the voting rolls and push their globalist agenda, selling out American security for a few extra votes.

Now, about that border bill that the Dems are crying over because the Republicans blocked it ”“ let’s set the record straight. This bill was stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey with unrelated policy funding for Ukraine, Syria, and Taiwan.

Last time I checked, none of those places share a border with Texas. The GOP isn’t against securing our border; they’re against being blackmailed into swallowing a bunch of unrelated policies to get it done. And let’s not breeze past the little detail of allowing up to 5,000 illegals into our country every day before any restriction like Title 42 take effect. If that’s their idea of a solution, then I’m a puppet made of gold.

A source close to negotiations told Fox News Digital, “This expensive, back room deal is packed full of quotas making the crisis a norm, quasi-amnesty provisions, and billions of dollars for corrupt NGOs and sanctuary cities all of which will fuel the invasion at our border, not stop the flow,” they said. “Senate offices are quickly realizing the parole and asylum provisions aren’t just window dressing reforms, but will make things worse now and in the future.”

and Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas called it a “stinking pile of crap bill.”

So, here we are, Puppet Nation, witnessing the Biden administration and their Senate cronies trying to sell us a bridge to nowhere, wrapped in a bow of gaslighting and misinformation. But we’re not buying what they’re selling. We demand real solutions, not political games that compromise our security and sovereignty.

Remember, the true strength of our nation lies in its people, its principles, and its policies that put America first. We stand for secure borders, common-sense immigration reform, and leadership that upholds the safety and prosperity of all Americans.

And remember, Puppet Nation, the fleece stops here, because we’re all about cutting through the fluff to reveal the truth.

Puppet’s Points:

• Biden’s Border Epiphany: After three years of insisting our borders are as secure as a screen door on a submarine, Biden finally admits there might be a slight issue. Talk about being late to the party ”“ and it’s not even fashionable.
• Trump’s Texas Tango: Trump heads to Eagle Pass to do what he does best: show leadership and remind us what actual border security looks like. It’s like a masterclass in patriotism, folks.
• The Blame Game: Biden’s pointing fingers at Republicans like he’s directing traffic at a four-way stop. News flash: shouting “It’s their fault!” doesn’t magically fix the border.
• Executive Order Extravaganza: Remember when Biden’s pen got a workout reversing Trump’s policies? Now we’re seeing the fruits of that labor: a border crisis with a side of chaos. Who knew?
• Pork-Stuffed Border Bill: This bill had more unrelated extras than a deluxe pizza. Funding for Ukraine, Syria, and Taiwan? What’s next, a new opera house for Mars?
• The 5,000-a-Day Club: The proposed cap of letting in 5,000 migrants a day is like having a leak in your boat and deciding to add more water to balance it out. Genius plan, if you’re trying to sink.
• Gaslighting Olympics: The Biden administration and their cronies deserve gold medals for trying to convince us this border mess is anyone’s fault but their own. Next up: convincing us the sky is green.

Keep those eyes open, stay informed, and let’s keep our humor as we fight for what’s right.

And there you have it, Puppet Nation, the no-fluff, straight-to-the-point breakdown of this border showdown. Remember, when it comes to defending our borders and our country, the fleece stops here.