Well, folks, it’s time for a little dose of reality from yours truly, Puppet Carlson. The Senate just passed a whopping $95.3 billion aid package for Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan. Now, I’m all for helping our allies, but let’s not kid ourselves. This is just another example of our “America Last” foreign policy.

Why are we pouring billions into Ukraine when we have homeless veterans sleeping on our streets? Why are we sending money to Israel when they’re perfectly capable of defending themselves against Hamas? And don’t even get me started on Taiwan. They’re like the rich kid who always asks you for a handout.

Pull-Out Historical Quote:

“Beware of the temptation to use public funds to subsidize private greed.” – Thomas Jefferson

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But Puppet, Putin is a madman! We have to support Ukraine!” Well, I say, “Why don’t we just send him a strongly worded letter? I’m sure that will scare him off.”

And let’s not forget about the fact that this aid package is tied to a border security bill that went down in flames. So, we’re going to send billions overseas while our own borders are wide open? That makes about as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle.

But the real kicker is this: Mitch McConnell, the so-called “Grim Reaper” of the Senate, is the one who pushed this aid package through. McConnell, who has been in Washington for over 35 years, is a master of the political game. He knows how to get what he wants, even if it means selling out his own country.

McConnell has always been a big supporter of foreign aid, even when it comes at the expense of Americans. He’s the kind of guy who would rather send money to Ukraine than to our own veterans. It’s no wonder that he’s been called the “Grim Reaper” of the Senate. He’s always there to kill any legislation that would actually help the American people.

Puppet’s Points:

• America First means putting our own citizens before foreign interests.
• Ukraine can defend itself if it really wanted to.
• Israel is a wealthy nation that doesn’t need our handouts.
• Taiwan is like the annoying kid who always asks to borrow your lunch money.
• Border security should be our top priority, not foreign aid.
• Mitch McConnell is a traitor to the American people.

So, there you have it, folks. The Senate’s Ukraine aid package is nothing more than a waste of taxpayer money. It’s time we put America First and start taking care of our own problems before we go solving everyone else’s. And it’s time we get rid of sellouts like Mitch McConnell, who are more interested in helping foreign countries than their own.